Security, My Foot!

It is "tough" being a security personnel in Andari or Gardenville Townvillas at Selayang Heights. Before being shortlisted and hired by Trillion Gains Sdn Bhd or Dergahayu Sdn Bhd, whichsoever, it’s all the same. You MUST possess:

1) Perfect 20/20 Eyesight
You are supposed to verify car stickers and its passengers without having to move your BUTT from the plastic chair while remain inside the makeshift security “hut”.

2) 6th Sense Ability
As you are NOT supposed to move your butt from the chair, you must be able to pre-judge any visitors who intend to go into our gated compound. No physical ID verification is required as you should know-it-all by using your 6th Sense ability.

3) Ability to Answer Phone Calls & Ignore the World

4) Strong Left Arm with Reflexive Jerking Ability
Strong left arm is required to manually lifting the boom-gate whenever and whatever that passes our main entrance, including cats & dogs. Right arm is for answering mobile phone calls only. Reflexive Jerking Ability is required in order to subconsciously lifting the manually operated boom-gate, in case of event no "3" above.



Our "security personnel" busy answering an urgent call from the "Ministry of Defence", hence.... "Cepat, Cepat! Masuk, Masuk!....ayo...Keluar, Keluar...! sukahati whichever u mau! Awak tak nampak saya sibuk mau cakap handphone ke? Important tau.." Abilities no. 3 & 4 are being applied here.


For almost 2 years since the handing over of keys, we are still not getting the so called 24 Hours Security as promised by Dergahayu Sdn Bhd!

What we are getting is a bunch of CRABS! & BS!

NO! by merely placing a makeshift metal cladding "hut" on the main entrance is NOT security!

NO! by having an aesthetically challenged + 3rd class manually operated boom-gate is NOT security!

NO! by placing unqualified & non-responsive personnel as security guard is NOT security!

NO! by allowing any tom, dick and harry assessing our premises without proper checking and recording procedure is NOT security!

Sometimes the security guards outlook are so sloppy, one might think that they are a bunch drunken “samseng” loitering around the "hut"!

It is their job to ensure thorough check on all vehicles and visitors going into and out from our premises. We do not pay Dergahayu Sdn Bhd to employ a bunch of idiots to do nothing (except for opening & closing the boom-gate without any logical reason, since all are allow to enter/exit freely) and have hell of a good time. Our security personnel’s motto of “Love All, Serve All” is not helping in making Selayang Heights a safe place. We might as well place a couple of “Natuk-Kong” there, at least most Malaysian have more respect for these spiritual divine deities. The fee will be very much cheaper then, only need to serve “them” joss sticks, candles, burning gum (kemanyan), fruits. Occasionally betel nut leaves & mutton curry.

If all should fail. The above might be our preferred security. So help us GOD!

What is very obvious here is Dergahayu Sdn Bhd via its management company, Trillion Gains Sdn Bhd is giving us a 3rd CLASS SECURITY SERVICES. So why the hell are we paying 1st class maintenance fees? Where has all the hefty sum of monthly maintenance fees gone to? The big-fat-rat bosses’ pockets, of course…